George
and his wife were in New York City to spend their fiftieth wedding anniversary
and to check the contents of the safe deposit box for the key his uncle Robert
had left him in his will, which was supposed to contain the proceeds of the
tontine he had won a few years before.
As
they crossed Fifth Avenue to reach their destination, George got struck down by
a speeding bicycle messenger knocking him unconscious for a moment, before
getting up, and then continuing on his way to the bank with his wife.
Once
there, after presenting his credentials and identification, he got access to
the box which they opened in the private room for this purpose.
With
anticipation George slowly opened the box only to find it totally EMPTY, which
caused him to lose his temper as he started throw the box around the room
they’d been sitting in; ultimately hitting himself with it and knocking himself
unconscious.
All George hear right now was a voice telling
him he was sorry about hitting him with his bicycle, to which George replied
that he was okay before turning to his wife to say, “Let’s get to the bank and
bring the matter of my uncle’s will to a close, and then immediately leave this
crazy city to go back home to the peace and serenity we love.”